Going Once, Going Twice...
I saw Mr. Rumsfeld on the news this morning... boy, he sure told me. I make one little remark about the potential of the Iraqi troops and he flies over there so he can refute it on the TV. He said I was "wrong" -- but I did say that sometimes I might BE wrong. I said might...

What I really wanted to talk about was the gas thing again. See, some of us here in town are looking for things to pawn so we can buy gasoline (they said so on the news). I'm always looking for ways to make a buck myself. I've decided to take a break from donating plasma. The last time my vein got all bulgy and my arm is still bruised, so I got to thinkin' that maybe I should take a rest from punching a hole in myself every few days.

Here's something that might be valuable... it's a genuine Three Stooges watch. It's in mint condition, see there it comes in it's own baggie for protection. Any takers? The bidding starts at one million dollars. Maybe Rummy, Dub, or Cheney would like to have it. How about it guys? I only have one so you knuckleheads will have to fight it out among yourselves.