Mighty Morphin' Machine!
This is just for pure silliness. There is no correlation between Alfred E. Neuman and Donald Trump in my mind. I have been quoted (quite correctly) as saying that the world revolves around rich lunatics. [This happened in my improbable inclusion in Nasario Garcia's great book celebrating Albuquerque's 300th Anniversary, in reference to Howard Hughs and Michael Jackson] Donald Trump would like for the world to revolve around him, but in order for that to happen he would have to get much kookier. He's rich enough, but not quite far enough off of his nut. It could work for him, but I would kind of hate to see that. It has to be genuinely inexplicable nutjob behavior to put you in the center of the vortex. I bet he falls into the normal rich lunatic category, which means that a large portion of lots of peoples' worlds, and a few peoples' entire beings, revolve around him. I've worked for guys like that; they know how to get things done and don't care what people think and all of that. I've never seen his TV show, it looks sort of stressful and full of the kind of people that like to order me around.