Food Product
To celebrate my stunning financial successes as of late, I began to do as much shopping as possible at the Dollar store. Everything for a dollar, can't beat that. It's great for everyday items; toilet paper, dental floss, even the coffee is OK (it tastes just a bit weird, but drinkable). They even sell food, as long as it doesn't need refrigeration. I was delighted to find edibles in there, and stocked up on a few things. I found that there is a very malleable substance available in a variety of configurations. One assumes that it is meat, but it actually bills itself as "FOOD PRODUCT" which I suppose means that it won't kill you if you put it in your pie-hole. Otherwise the makers are free to mold it into little weenie shapes or squish it into a block or grind some up and put it in little cans, but it's all the same thing (I think). Sardines are another culinary delight. This claims to be sardines in mustard (sounds good), but I soon came to think of it as "fish guts in baby poop." Yum.